Parroooting, root, root, rat, toot, you make me crazy, I had enough of you!

Bill Gates

ACCUSED: for software dictatorship.
ARREST him cause he makes his life easier by making OUR life difficult.

Jay Z, 50 Cent, Kanye West

ACCUSED: for insisting to be called musicians
ARREST them and throw them out of the music scene. Give them fabric to make clothes. They do it better.

“Leave Britney Alone” guy

ACCUSED: for pretending to be stupid
ARREST him to see him cry for real.

Potato chips

ACCUSED: for being too tasty
ARREST them and give me the chance to loose the extra kilos

Google Page Rank

ACCUSED: for creating a useless “link market”
ARREST it so that posting returns to its innocent, good old form

Paris Hilton

ACCUSED: for making stupidity a fashion
ARREST her and send her to Africa for some volunteer work

Donald Trump

ACCUSED: for writing half truths
ARREST him, send him to Africa too and let him explain to them “Why We Dont Want YOU to be Rich”.

“Enlarge your penis” spammers

ACCUSED: for “shooting” daily my mail box
ARREST them and use them to spam the “URGENT – CONFIDENTIAL” money transfer spammers.

“URGENT – CONFIDENTIAL” spammers

ACCUSED: for “shooting” daily my mail box
ARREST them and use them to spam the “Enlarge your penis” spammers.

“Congratulations – YOU WON” spammers

ACCUSED: for “shooting” daily my mail box
ARREST them ALL and use them to spam Donald Trump’s mail box. Don’t worry. He likes to be a winner.

Copyrights

ACCUSED: for legalizing what was previously stolen from somewhere else
ARREST them. Nobody can claim a copyright unless he is from Mars.

Pseudo-Environmental sensitivities of telecommunications companies

ACCUSED: for believing we are stupid
ARREST them and throw them back to school. They need to review the difference between a green forest and an antenna forest.

Dr. Ruth - Famous Sex Therapist

ACCUSED:: for giving sex a bad taste
ARREST her generally. Who can hear the Red Ridding Hood grandmother talk about sex?

Dora the Explorer

ACCUSED: for Dora-fication of very small kids and babies
ARREST her and all her consuming products, from bags and clothes until tents and “Dora” hair styles.

Teleshopping channels

ACCUSED: for showing easy the impossible.
ARREST them and make them use their products.

Stephen King

ACCUSED: for being a writer so many years and he still dont know how to end a story
ARREST him and put him to watch his mini TV series, with the commercials and the real TV breaks included, and then ask him why, WHY we had to lose our time watching such a nonsense.

John Travolta

ACCUSED: for becoming like this…
ARREST him and remind him that Grease is good for the hairs, not for the body…